You Have Made Me Net-Addicted – From a Fan

Subject: DiGiTaL InSpIrAtIoN RoCkS DuDe

Hi Amit, You Came, You SAW and You conquered the blog scenario. I (not the only one) love every bit of you (ohh shit…no I am not a GAy :-p), your articles your style and BLAH BLAH BLAH….they all are simple AWESOME.

Then why this mail ??? Uhmmm….it might be coz I m a bit drunk but more coz I m your BIGGEST fan. Refreshing the page >50 times a day, subscribing to your feeds at >30 sites, yeah you have destroyed me buddy , you have made me net-addicted (stop smiling). The great thing is you never knew me (sorry , my fault…I never posted a comment even) , and this mail is to confess my mistake and rectify it (who says VODKA SUCKS).

OK, lets cut this crappy shit man , tell me bout you. How is Aaryan (lemme warn you , he will be better than you) ??? So whats YOUR favorite FORUM and BLOG ???? Your favorite picnic spot ???? Your favorite MOVIE ??? Your favorite song ????

Did the Microsoft’s MOST VALUED PROFESSIONAL ever use pirated OS ??? Do you use TORRENTS 2 download MOVIES n Stuff ????? Are you also like ONE OF US ????

So the SELLER of ADDICTION do me a favor (yeah, I am SELFISH), tell me how to get rid of this ADDICTION.

Well here is the shit that I always wanted to share (through my hundreds of failed BLOGS and FORUMS) but due to lack of time and support leaving on you MY BROTHER: 

http://artpad.art.com/artpad/painter/ (oh I love this one)

www.deathball.net/notpron/ ( Hardest riddle)

www.funtrivia.com/ (Boggle your Mind)

www.unscramble.net (One solution for everything)

EyeQ (oh I love this software , it helped me read 5 more blogs in 1/5th time)

Shit I am forgetting everything….There was a huge list , yeah VODKA really SUCKS.

Anyhow buddy , can you also tell me some site where they may Improve my WRITING skills and VOcabulary ??? Some way through which I can save my Printers ink (I cant read e-books on PC , U R an IITian-suggest something) ????  Can you plz share the personalized home page of LIVE.com (actully share all your feeds) ???? Shit there is memory loss again, I had 100s of questions to ask……..NO MORE VODKA from 2morrow.

Anyhow , I must say you really have enough patience that you read this crappy shit till here, SORRY buddy,good bye , hit me back, truly your, your biggest FAN, this is PaiN.