* Do shareware programmers pay taxes on all those $20 contributions?
* What happens to software programs when their publishers go out of business?
* Why can’t a digital S.L.R. camera record video?
* How are we going to preserve all of our digital photos and videos for future generations?
* Laptops, cameras and cellphones have improved by a thousand percent in the last ten years. Why not their batteries?
* Why are so many people rude on the Internet?
* Why is Wi-Fi free at cheap hotels, but $14 a night at expensive ones?
* Who are the morons who respond to junk-mail offers, thereby keeping spammers in business?
If you have any clues, Pogues is looking for them here.