google pagerank humor cartoon

Like Wilfing (What Was I Looking For?), Pagewanker is another very interesting word to describe people who are too obsessed with the green Google PageRank slider on the Google Toolbar.

Urban Dictionary defines the typical symptoms of a Pagewanker – PageWankers  with a high PageRank 8-10 often show symptoms of euphoria and increased sex drive but with decreasing PageRank, they may suffer from mood swings, irritability, anger, and increasing hostility towards the internet..

Further suggestions – Alexawanker (for Alexa obsession), Technowanker (for Technorati Rank obsession).

Related: Free Software To Monitor Google PageRank. Pic: Blaugh