google pagerank humor cartoon

Like Wilfing (What Was I Looking For?), Pagewanker is another very interesting word to describe people who are too obsessed with the green Google PageRank slider on the Google Toolbar.

Urban Dictionary defines the typical symptoms of a Pagewanker – PageWankers  with a high PageRank 8-10 often show symptoms of euphoria and increased sex drive but with decreasing PageRank, they may suffer from mood swings, irritability, anger, and increasing hostility towards the internet..

Further suggestions – Alexawanker (for Alexa obsession), Technowanker (for Technorati Rank obsession).

Related: Free Software To Monitor Google PageRank. Pic: Blaugh

You may also like:

  1. Add a BlogRoll in Blogger and Pass PageRank Juice to Your Google Reader Subscriptions
  2. Google Updates Toolbar PageRank on New Year’s Eve
  3. Check Google PageRank of an Entire Website Using Sitemaps
  4. Why is your Google PageRank Reducing?
  5. Monitor Google PageRank Across All Data Centers From The Desktop